{"product_id":"the-parade-of-horribles-us-standard-hardcover","title":"A Parade of Horribles | Standard UK Hardcover","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA Parade of Horribles | Standard UK Hardcover\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eIt’s off to the races in the explosive eighth book in the Dungeon Crawler Carl series—featuring bonus material exclusive to this print edition.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAs chaos and mass panic spread outside the dungeon in the wake of Faction Wars, Carl and Donut find themselves on the tenth floor, where they’re forced to compete in a surprisingly normal set of tasks. Well, normal for the dungeon.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRaces. Get from point A to point B, and don’t come in last. After each race, they pick an upgrade for their vehicle and the track gets more challenging. It all seems a little \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003etoo\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e normal, a little \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003etoo\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e simple.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIgnore those strange glitches that are occurring with increasing frequency. Don’t listen to those whispers about what’s happening on the mysterious eleventh floor, something the system AI calls \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eA Parade of Horribles\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. Nobody, not even the showrunners, knows what that means. Just that the AI has ominously dubbed it “a coming-out party for the ages.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eEverything is fine, Crawler. I repeat, everything is fine.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCarl hates that it’s business as usual. The rules of this floor have taken away his agency. That just will not do.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSo Carl is planning a party of his own. It’s a plan so dangerous, so insane, he can’t even consult his friends lest the AI put a stop to it. Because if it goes wrong, it’s not just the end of Carl and Donut. No. The stakes are higher than they’ve ever been.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eIncludes part eight of the exclusive bonus story “Backstage at the Pineapple Cabaret.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA Parade of Horribles | Standard UK Hardcover edition has a glossy hardcover, and foil on the naked hardback. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Matt Dinniman","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42835014713421,"sku":"9780241836880","price":60.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0601\/4936\/6861\/files\/The_Parade_of_Horribles_1.png?v=1776287825","url":"https:\/\/thegrimoire.co.nz\/products\/the-parade-of-horribles-us-standard-hardcover","provider":"The Grimoire ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}